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Anon hangs out with a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He swallows each load. Recycling!

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are you hinting at? Not so sure what you mean.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He says (quite clearly) that the reason for the lack of paper products to wick up the semen is because the man drinks his own semen, he goes on further likening this practice to recycling.

I hope I was of assistance.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah. I wasn’t thinking about THAT in my original question.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 16 hours ago

But I was!