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[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, his life revolves around wanking and sleeping... Two things can be true, TBF.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I hear hedonist, the first thing I tend to think of is the actual philosophy by that name. I don't think Epicurus or Hobbes would have appreciated being lumped in with an ascetic devotee of Onan.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

An ascetic devotee of Onan? 😅 You have a way with words, yakko.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

Is it not written that Yakko yaks?