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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
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Assuming you can drive through any kind of obstacle already qualifies you as a moron. Even if it's just a cardboard box, you never know what's inside. Doing this and then acting all entitled qualifies you as a special kind of moron.
When I was a kid, I laughed at people swerving to avoid a paper bag. It seemed silly to me. My dad explained why they were doing it, and then chuckled as my eyes got huge and I said “OHHHH!”
can you ask your dad to explain it to me as well ?
Paper bags often have glass bottles in them. Glass+tires=a bad time.
oh. what's the correlation between paper bags and glass bottles ? is it a cultural thing ?
In the US you aren't allowed to drink alcohol in public. So they put the bottle into a paper bag.
In the US you can't openly drink in public, but you CAN if nobody knows what you're drinking