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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I'm the right level of high to understand this.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you translate it for us lows?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Let me get stoned again.

Yeah, I had a family dinner there, it used to be one of my favourite places to eat in ______. I ordered a sirloin, which was perfect, I also ordered an extra side salad of rocket, but all I got were a few strands on my sirloin plate instead of as a salad on a separate plate like I was used to, when I tried to ask why it didn't come as a side salad on its own plate, the manager interjected to inform me that they have always served the sides like that, it is how they serve them.