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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Orders rocket salad
Gets rocket salad
1 star

Some people smh my head

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

As far as I can interpret, they are complaining that they got very little rocket salad

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I love how we’re all treating rocket salad at face value as if it isn’t the funniest thing that happened this year

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 2 points 8 hours ago

Agreed, someone actually enjoying rocket salad is unheard of.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Because wtf is a rocket salad? I’m imagining either a salad packaged for astronauts or one that gives you diarrhea that’ll split your asshole in half

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Rocket is another name for arugula, the leafy green veggie. I only know this from watching British food Youtubers, so I think it's a regional name

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago

Lmao oops. I’ve never heard of either salads

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 12 hours ago

Arugula is only really commonly used in the US and Canada as far as I know. Most other english speaking nations call it rocket.