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[–] WR5@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean... I'm from Alabama and not on meth.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you In Alabama when you posted that comment?

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was indeed. And even then: not on meth!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Double-check your control. Your baseline could be high due to cosmic meth background radiation.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Narrator: it turns out he was simultaneously both not in Alabama nor not on meth.

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm just shitposting now