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That's why I only have gay sex, this can only happen with a vagina
Or I guess you only get blowjobs?
Or... titjobs or whatever?
It is extremely funny though, to think that vaginal sex would constrict your dick to I guess the point of causing something like atrophy and collapse all the tiny capillaries of the ... spongy parts of a dick...
... but somehow anal sex would not do this.
The meme is either meant to be so dumb that its ironic, or, whoever made it has never actually stuck their dick in anyone's butt.
Also I guess we are just also pretending pelvic floor muscles and such ... aren't relevant at all, somehow, to what one can get their dick to do.
How did it go over your head that this is a parody of the ‘women getting loose vaginas from too much cock’ boomer insults
It did not, which is why I listed that as an option.
I am autistic, tons of people do Schrödinger's douchebag and tons of memes and other parts of culture that were once understood as clearly ironic are now taken at face value genuienly.
How did you conclude that it went over my head, that I didn't know that reference, from me giving two possible ways of interpreting this?
Your comment is right there for us to read and you clearly didn’t.
Both your offered interpretations show you didn’t get the reference.
It happens, there is no need to get argumentative about it.
Wow you have poor reading comprhension.
Just because I didn't explictly reference the thing that the ironic joke would be referencing doesn't mean I don't know the reference.
You just read that what I said, and because I didn't explictly indicate the reference to the loose vagina meme, well that must mean I am unaware of it.
You're confusing me being general with me lacking specific knowledge.
Please learn how to read, and leave me alone.
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Cooooool haha