this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
818 points (99.4% liked)

Technology

81710 readers
3062 users here now

This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.


Our Rules


  1. Follow the lemmy.world rules.
  2. Only tech related news or articles.
  3. Be excellent to each other!
  4. Mod approved content bots can post up to 10 articles per day.
  5. Threads asking for personal tech support may be deleted.
  6. Politics threads may be removed.
  7. No memes allowed as posts, OK to post as comments.
  8. Only approved bots from the list below, this includes using AI responses and summaries. To ask if your bot can be added please contact a mod.
  9. Check for duplicates before posting, duplicates may be removed
  10. Accounts 7 days and younger will have their posts automatically removed.

Approved Bots


founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bill Gates is talking to the executives, and is complaining about penguins taking over their operations. I think they know we're here ๐Ÿ˜จ

[โ€“] Batmorous@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Its alright Private we'll just have to add them to the kaboom!! You know I like you Private you got a good head on your shoulders. Reminds me of when I started out. Now, if we can just find out where Tux is.

"Who's Tux Skipper?" - Private

Whos Tux? He's our commander Private he's out there leading all of us penguins in our war and operations in his snazzy suit. We are the forward team here in Madagascar but we have penguins all over the world working together to stop them

In the meantime you know what we gotta do if they find us. Just smile and wave boys smile and wave

[โ€“] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

This is fucking epic ๐Ÿคฃ