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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every morning Donald J Trump wakes up, takes a shit and wipes his filthy pedophile ass with the constitution. Donald J Trump is a treasonous pedophile rapist piece of fucking shit and deserves to ______.

I'll leave the last bit as Mad Libs style, but we all know.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ooh! Ooh! I got it!

Autodefenestrate!

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would seriously be the funniest shit ever if he just old-man lost balance and fell to his death while waving to his sycophantic moron crouds...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

I mean... leaning forward constantly is a symptom of dementia i think? Its not impossible

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Before or after shooting himself twice in the back of the head?

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I’m willing to make a compromise. One before, one after.