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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"are you sure it's that you just weren't a hot enough kid? "

"how does it feel to know your parents/relatives didn't find you sexually attractive enough to abuse you? "

Story of Mr(s) Garrison's life.