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Anon goes to therapy (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

$2 tube of Colgate w/ baking soda & peroxide. All you need.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not just put washing soda directly in your mouth?

My chemistry is old and bad but I'm pretty sure that's what it makes.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try it and get back to me once your teeth are fresh n clean.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Hey I'm not saying it's bad, just trying to save a step.