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[โ€“] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

therapist is offering to suck his dick and he's just not getting it

[โ€“] deathbird@mander.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

That's the gay part. Fake: man goes to therapy. Gottem.