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Anon time travels (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago

Thats because last quarter profits were up 10% and now this quarter they MUST be up 11% or the company is a complete failure and all the shareholders will go elsewhere. But don't cut too much, the following quarter it better be up 12%!