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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon time travels (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nope. They will just shift blame to something else.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago

Hello $user,

Memoryleak™ 4.20 has minimum system requirements that includes 32Gb of memory.

Hope this helps

Go fuck yourself, Memoryleak™ support team

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

Or shift the processing to the cloud, we are going back to mainframe computing