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Best I can do is drink a smoothie made from frozen berries because nothing is really in season right now
You just gotta work it. Treat that straw in ways that would make your parents ashamed of you.
By the time I'm done with that smoothie they'll wish they sent me to conversion camp
Gets immediate brain freeze from snorting a smoothie
Have you tried sprinkling some nutmeg in it? Game changer