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The onion just consults their future prediction orb and writes down what they see; they were never satire.
https://theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882/
Exactly. The onion HQ rests on top of the worlds only spice mine and you can tell who works for them by the glowing spice addict eyes.