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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you shave your body hair you can probably get dry (other than your hair) with like 3 washcloths for most people. Isolating to the US its probably closer to 5 to handle the extra surface area. Maybe 6 if they're out of shape enough to start sweating while they dry off.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're not wrong with the increased surface area, maybe even lowballing it lol

Some people are also just cursed. I had manager get mad at me once when i worked fast food for how many paper towels it took to actually dry my hands, my skin just clings to water like crazy

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A tip for that: shake your fingers into the sink 12 times before drying. You should only need one paper towel this way.

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

An important addition to that, fold the paper towel in half, it absorbs additional water between the layers.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

That's how you open a portal into the h̸̫͍͓̖̭̃͑̊͑͒͒͛̾̅͊̍͛̚͡͠ä̵̢̬͉̞͈̝̪̠́͗̌͋͠n̴̡̧̫̫̬̱̩̘̫̬͔̘͖̑̇̽͘d̷̰̟͖̪͈̠͉̜̼̈̐̆̊̈́̊̕͟͟͝w̵͇͍͈̠̬̓́͋̂̃̆̉̂͑̈́̽ą̷̬͙̻̭̜̑́͋͆̂͑͒̑͠͠s̷̨̘̯̭͖̣̜͔̦̮͔͇͕̪̭͒̓͟͝ḫ̷̺̙̥͍̪̪̞̤̟͙̩̯͌̓͌͛̍͜ ̶͕̭̟͖̞̞̱̥̤͆͑̋͂̓̏͗̌̀͘͡͝͝͠͡ ̶̢̛̹̳̣͇̲̠̭̳̥̤̰̗̀̓̌͆̾̒͆̚͟͝ dimension. And you really don't want to do that

[–] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, most towels are unnecessarily big, for the amount of moisture they're required to absorb. I simply folded the towel in half (as wash cloths are double too), which fitted 4x5 of them haha.