As someone who worked in an actually agile team years before the project managers co-opted the idea and contorted it into "Scrum" I feel this comic in my bones.

It is absolutely maddening how these people have perverted a system that worked so beautifully into the concentration-breaking wasteland we have now just to make themselves feel relevant.

While I'm presently a fan of Kanban, my happy agile experience was under sprints. If anyone is curious what that looked like, I've written about it here.