this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh man imagine jumping out of a plane and ramming one of those up your ass at full speed.

Sploosh.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 3 weeks ago

Become the torus

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you are falling out of plane at full speed with no pant on.

You have bigger problem