this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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[–] ooli3@sopuli.xyz 68 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"There is a black ichor in center of earth, made from the dying flesh from old beast. When using it you can reach ultimate power, but by using it you slowly doom the world"

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

When you gaze long into the abyss...

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Or you could hit these yellow rocks together and become death itself.

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Yellow custard cake baked in neutrons. Delisciously deadly.