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"There is a black ichor in center of earth, made from the dying flesh from old beast. When using it you can reach ultimate power, but by using it you slowly doom the world"
Or you could hit these yellow rocks together and become death itself.
Yellow custard cake baked in neutrons. Delisciously deadly.
When you gaze long into the abyss...
Made from dead plants, rather.