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[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 29 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Mass-market condoms often don't fit properly, even for men who aren't excessively well endowed. Yeah, you can stretch them over your head and fill them up like a balloon, but that's not at all comfortable. Also, they do break, so it's not like there's no risk of pregnancy.

[–] LordFireCrotch@lemmy.today 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, you have to go for the boutique condoms. Head down to your local condomer. Get measured and fitted for a personal touch

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 8 points 18 hours ago

There's actually a couple that I tried that did work significantly better than off-the-shelf, but they still kinda sucked. As I recall, they were really expensive, too.

This is my penance for being born with a weird dick, I guess.