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Guys saying condoms are uncomfortable don't know how to properly put them on, and/or use the incorrect size for their dick.
I've tried several brands and sizes and the right condom makes a big difference.
It's not always simple, if Durex XXL and Magnum XL sit tight, check out the Condomeria in Amsterdam, they have a "numbers" line, like 64 for example and they ship worldwide!
Life saver.
This was me for a good three years. Standard condoms were always uncomfortable, to the point of pain, but not once did I consider going larger, thanks to my first girlfriend (our breakup was... less than ideal thanks to her cheating, and she then went on to tell me, and most of our friends, that my size was entirely inadequate, borderline micropenis, which I took to heart for quite a while).
It took the aforementioned three years and quite a few one-night stands telling me I'm big to even start thinking "hey maybe I need larger condoms".
Guys, don't be like me, if it's uncomfortable, go check out the many brands that do specifically sized nominal widths for condoms. Each will have a guide on successfully measuring yourself, or offer a sample kit which you can try for the right fit. Don't ruin your sex life with shitty condom choices.
I always bought regular size but then I sent my gf to buy and she took the larger ones. Not that we have sex like ever but when we do, there is a big difference now. Doesn't hurt and I don't get off in 2 seconds 😂
what about guys with weird shaped penis's?
are there churo or star shaped condoms?
I liked playdoh as a kid and got curious about the extrusion set one day....
edit: wow, touchy subject! who knew men were so insecure about their penises and feel personally attacked when a dick joke is made!
So ribbed (lengthwise) for her pleasure?
harness me to a ceiling fan and I double as a reamer.
Put a regular condom on one and find out. Condoms stretch and conform, so all your question shows is that you've never used one. Its amazing how eager circumcised virgins are to out themselves over this stuff.
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😮 how did they get such an accurate model of my penis!
False. The US regulations (which only recently were loosened in the last couple of years) made sizing half irrelevant. Even if the main portion was sized correctly, due to the regulatory agency not wanting to buy different sized testing machines/attachments, the ring at the base was the same size for every condom.
This cuts off circulation to like half of men. Like, to numbing levels.
That could be the reason why this is a complaint that I read about online but have never heard in real life. Once again: Americans having sub-par products.
You could try to import condoms from countries with health and safety regulations that make sense then.
What makes you think that they'd allow the sale of foreign products that don't meet the standards that domestic ones have to?
You are right, "import" is the wrong word. I should have said "smuggle" instead.