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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Halo, chief could’ve spent the rest of his life in a ship drifting through space with his hot computer gf

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

but then it would go rampant and whatever the Mandalorian's yt recording of Marathon says