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Walk your dog by the local playground and make balloon animals for the kiddies.
And since there’s helium inside, the kids can pop a hole in the bags and inhale the gas for funny voices.
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Also the name of my garrage band.
Walk near the local playground and attach balloons to all the dogs off-lead.