this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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So’ve you thought about this before?
Unfortunately I've studied English at uni thinking it might've in some capacity become useful by now. Alas, so far I've'd no opportunity to use the nonsense I've learnt other than to shitpost about it. Woe'm'st've'd is me.
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Nonsense gibberish made up to imitate English-language contractions paired with a common phrase. It's usually "who'm'st've'd" and the phrase is "woe is me".