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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We don't like muffins 'round here! No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns, and definitely - no smeggin' flapjacks!