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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

X likes to stay up late and watch for raccoons.

If you haven’t been murdered in your sleep by raccoons then you need to thank X for their protection as well.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They did try to break in once. She was on the job.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Tell her I said pspspsps

Either his cat is good at the job or the raccoons got him and this is all a ruse of theirs.