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Telnet IS TCP. "Telnet wrapped in a thin layer of XOR" might fit better?
I'm guessing that was supposed to be "secured by a thin layer of TLS"...
Telnet Layer Security
Thats what I thought as well, but TLS as a term felt a bit too technical for the meme format, which is why I suggested XOR.
Ah, I think, I know what you mean, that the format is supposed to be written with foolish oversimplifications that are borderline incorrect, whereas "secured by TLS" just sounds like a normal statement from an expert...