- Spends the first 90% of the competition developing specialized subagents and custom MCP servers to allocate the problems and most relevant information efficiently into the LLM's contexts.
- All of his agents easily escape their own sandboxes and one accidentally configures itself into "delete-only mode".
- "Codex, how the fuck do you not have access to your own documentation?"
- Places 29th globally after one of his subsubagents finds a way to reconstruct the full solution set from filesystem metadata in the online judge VMs.
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