this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026
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what about the J?
Jerika
Jer(c)ka
That works too well.
Jerkoff
His J is so versatile unlike his onetrick couch jackoff capabilities.
Damn, look at that couch fucker
Very sexy couches, is what JD Vance is looking for
Aaaah why is JD Vance fucking my couch
No, JD Vance won't choose to fuck his wife instead of a couch
Crap, JD Vance is fucking another couch
Egads, JD Vance really puts the love in loveseat
Jizz Drag Vance, rolls off the tongue!