this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Newb. Could charge twice that if he just said his girlfriend peed on it.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"It smells like cat piss."

"Er... Uh... My GF is a cat girl. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ"