this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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This generation of software companies really seem to have abandoned all previous goals for "Let's see how shit we can make this!"
"Sir, if we can finish our robot it could help with any household chores and even take over most of the care work for the elderly. Then in future patches we could make it waterboard the user unless they get the waterboardless premium subscription. Then we'll increase the cost and slowly reintroduce waterboarding even for subscribers."
You are now VP of product development at Microsoft. Congratulations.
P.S. Get a bullet proof vest and car.
Doesn't stop a homemade drone and a fragmentation payload. Or for that matter, a rigged car or location.
You are now VP of product development at Alphabet. Congratulations.
P.S. Entrance details to your bunker will be sent shortly via seperate means.
This guy assassinates.