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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl

Satire maybe? Women may want to be charmed, but we* don't want to be seduced, so starting right there anon's in for a bad time.

*with an exception for kinksters who are into that

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't put too much weight on word choice here. For all we know they aren't even a native English speaker and they're definitely socially inept, the nuance of "seducing" might not be that obvious to them.

That’s a really good point

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

experienced kinksters in the process of being seduced would be on high alert looking for any and all red flags or attempts to push their boundaries. because though seduction is hot - if a stranger does it to impress you, you should be paying close attention to what they do next