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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 40 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 47 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Almost, he didn't mention shooting the dog too

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 8 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Would you call the police if your house was on fire?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

you don't even call the police is your house is burgled. You call insurance.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago

Insurance will require a police report

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

lmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

of course not.

the cops are there for the smoke because it's black.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

I should have known cop

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

On second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Of course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then? scared

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago

isaac-cry how about the person who called it in, then? Do they catch strays or are they also destined for a flashbang?