this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2025
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Sign a 5-year contract for one baby a month, outsource the first 8 deliverables at a loss while using the time to ramp up production staggered such that it produces a baby on a monthly basis. /s
"You can have ten babies a year for five years, but the first baby will be delivered at the age of four and he'll have 20 siblings in the next three weeks"