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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 105 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dude should not have listened to pickup artists.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes.

But also, would the result have been different?

[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But anon is already a creepo. is anon

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

no, he has hobbies now ; he is real man 💪

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 2 days ago

Impossible to know just from this post. But it certainly lowered his chances exponentially.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which part of this has anything to do with pickup artists

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

…the part where he fucking says he started watching pick up artist shit?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh right so that's what 'pua' means

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Pua is also the name of the pig in the Disney movie Moana, and I'm not sure what dating tips one can pick up by watching that, but maybe OP can try that instead.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 2 days ago