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You're assuming they don't control something in the room with the light, or they could control the lights in your room and the light you're trying to check .
Ah yes.
The infamous "they" who control everything.
But what "they" who control "they", who are really in control of the lights in your room and the lights you're trying to check?
What if there's an infinite amount of "theys" all the way down that by mathematical logic leads to myself?
What if the interview being held and the question being asked wasn't meant to test me, but to test you?
What then?
By "they", I meant the switches.
But I'm just a brain in a jar and you are a simulation implanted in my consciousness by the switches so it doesn't really matter.