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Op doesn't have time for interviews (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by danhab99@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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You have three switches in one room and a single light bulb in another room. You are allowed to visit the room with the light bulb only once. How do you figure out which switch controls the bulb? Write your answer in the comments before looking at other answers.

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If this were an interview question, the correct response would be "Do you have any relevant questions for me? Because have a long list of things that more deserving of my precious time than to think about this!

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've wasted entire days with people like that because they couldn't be fucking arsed reading error messages and figuring things out by themselves.

Everyone has those days. People are not a static value.

Which is why companies here don't do stupid tests but look if you fulfill some absolute minimum requirements and then look how you do with the team and the job for a week.