DISCLAIMER:This joke is homophobic. "Trump being embarrassed for people thinking he had a gay relationship makes him homophobic. Affirming that embarrassment by making it the butt of the joke makes the joke homophobic"
this article explains it well: https://newhumanist.org.uk/articles/5082/the-dangerous-stereotype-of-the-self-hating-homophobe
"Telling others what to do" implies "authority" otherwise it's a waste of air.
And I am not equal to them, please, no insults.
We’re all equal but some are more equal than others.