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U.S. to field new ‘Trump class’ warships as military pressure campaign around Venezuela ramps up
(www.independent.co.uk)
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Rules:
Trump class: only attacks young girls, falls asleep at random, can't send an understandable message, randomly sinks but claims it's actually a submarine, and Republicans will claim it's the greatest thing ever while it breaks down on the side of the road because it's actually a cyber truck
It will burn coal, have his name in gold letters, and never leave the dock because unlike a hotel it can't be finished before the contractors are paid.