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Anon reality checks your fantasy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] renzev@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure there is a sizeable demographic of people who fantasize about falling in love with an elf precisely because their relationship would be like that of a pet and owner

EDIT why did I have to go and type that out. Cannot stop thinking about 1000 year old condescending dommy mommy elf GF now. fml

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Seriously? Their fetish is giving someone else mental scars and emotional trauma so deep they can never love again?

That is fucking disgusting, man.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck
Have you never had a second pet

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can't tell if /j or /srs but upvoting anyway