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This is easy. Just be in a hospital or whatever every day so when you come back, even if you royally messed up and took a bunch of water in your lungs, they can easily get it out quickly. With 50 skip days? Yeah just take like the first 3 and get good swimming lessons and arrange for a hospital or doctor or whatever to be ready to revive you. This is all assuming we mean a random point on the surface of the ocean, not under it. The odds of ever being somewhere where something other than the water being the problem are so miniscule. The post even says you get a thermal suit.
You don't even need swimming lessons. Just ball up and hold your breath for 30s.
Yeah, honestly, I don't think you can die in 30 seconds if you're appearing in a hospital when you're done. It's just for risk mitigation and mitigating the psychological terror of being in the ocean for 30 seconds.