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Ok, yes, but... it's likely not three. And fractional racoons aren't recommended for...well anything really.
Do not ask if you should, ask only if you could!
And consider: if the widest part of a raccoon compresses to 4" on one axis, its entirely plausible you could pack two in side by side on the narrower axis, perhaps angled in a V shape, with another across above them, against the roof of the sphincter
I wouldn't bet on a 4th, but also would not rule it out without firmer numbers than I have.