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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Light doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris can win Connect4 in three moves

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.