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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The only time I've ever uploaded 90 photos anywhere after a night out was when I subcontracted for a PI.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

PI

Penis Inspector? Potato Imitatior? Pants Immolaton? Piss Inquisition? Pork I give up

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Prison Injector. Silicon valley startup back in the day was paid about 2b to experiment with gig economy based microincarceration-as-a-service, using the cells a person naturally produces.

Of course an ngmi like me got paid 30/hr, so I could almost afford a pup tent and shitting indoors twice a week.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

Private investigator

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Personal injector, practically insignificant, pussy ignitor, private insurer, pastry insulator

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

i too used to regularly upload several hundred photos at a time for my PI (principal investigator. they were microscope photos)

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've never dragged my BX53 out on the town. Maybe it would be a hit.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

if you can be arsed to lug that thing to a library or bar or something with a box of slides, maybe some pond water, you'll probably have a pretty fun time showing it off lol

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it wasn't legal, but I was bored and poor.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

not often one gets money and some entertainment at the same time!