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[–] turdas@suppo.fi 77 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

You'd have to be insane to keep that much money in your PayPal account.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When this happened that's literally what everyone was yelling at them.

[–] kionay@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

I've read about PayPal doing some nasty unethical things with accounts, like up and locking them down for no good reason and being incredibly hard to communicate with about it

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Convert it into copper, gold and/or silver bars so if society collapses and money is worthless you'll be able to conduct electricity

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know a great guy in Ur who can get you high-quality copper at a good price...

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know who you guys are talking about, but my buddy Ea Nasir hooked me up with some of the best copper at the best prices I've ever had in my life.

If you doubt me, you should go to Clayyelp and check his tablets. Great reviews across the board.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds good let me check yelp.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it's already stuck there 😭

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's the weekly balance

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yes keeping it in a PayPal account is the real flex that means you have plenty more in other accounts when PP inevitably steals it all.

Worst payment "service" in existence