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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 4 days ago (8 children)

When you're done, just before putting it away, press up on the space between your balls and anus. 9 out of 10 times it stops this from happening for me! Sometimes I do it again after zipping up for good measure lol

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I'm not sure that appearing to reach under your nuts and fingering your butt in a public toilet is the best idea.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So then drop your pants and make sure everyone sees what you're doing, no confusion!

"See guys, I'm not fingering my butt! Its the taint!" Lol

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"taint" is from " 't ain't dick, 't ain't asshole". As the proper spot to press is, in fact, the very base of the "dick", 't ain't taint.

The proper nomenclature for the anterior perineum is actually "gooch".

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