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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 115 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My dad did the exact opposite of this when he had a Corvette. Some guys pulled up to the stop light, got him to roll his window down, and said, "Hey man, want to race?"

His reply. "Why?"

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like asking someone with running shoes if he wants to run...

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's when you surprise 'em with the crowbar. haha sucker, better luck next time.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against Tonya Harding when temporary clout is on the line."

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

I witnessed something kinda similar.

I was the passenger in an old beaten small panel van. The driver was a complete jackass, but I needed the lift. He pulled up next to an Alfa Romeo 159, and asked for a race. The driver of the Alfa just looked... confused. He gave us a very potent "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" look and rolled his window back up. My driver yelled at him. I sunk into my seat in an overwhelming combination of first and second hand embarrassment.