this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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Reminds me of the guy who dmed me that he wanted to touch my boobs in broken english. I made fun of him so hard that he started calling me "mean" and stopped texting me
What if I DM you in perfect English?
Ehh that is not why I meant fun of him
Many such cases.
In what ways did you make fun of him?
About wanting to touch my boobs and the manner he insisted
Right, I was hoping more specificity for the lolz. It's fine if you don't want to share though, no pressure. 🙇♂️
Did he say Bob and Vegane?
He did!