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How do I get a drink with no ice in it? Every time I say "no ice", I get ice. I even tried asking for no ice, the drink, no ice, in a glass with no ice, and STILL GOT ICE WITH IT.
You probably said "ice" so many times that they couldn't stop thinking about ice.
As an analogy, if I tell you not to think about an elephant, what's the first thing you think about?
Giraffe!